March 2012
4 posts
Snowy day, woke up my throat is on fire. Awesome- kind of want to return to sleep and reset.
shameonmiss asked: Hey Riley, any chance of me getting that reeses cupcake recipe? =]
Observing Sadie Hawkins Day as hard as I can. It’s only once every four years that making a fool of myself in front of a boy is encouraged.
February 2012
190 posts
I really begin to hate you for your face and not just the things you do.
jordyhamrick asked: Here's a question for your inbox since you basically begged me for one and gave me a $50 bill to do this but here goes: If you could use 5 things to make a sandwich, which 5 things would they be?
scrimmagehero asked: I miss you like PoTot misses his mark while plopping.
She’s got it out for me but I wear the biggest smile.
The problem with making it look effortless is people begin to think that it’s easy.
Doing the wrong thing the right way is not a sufficient replacement for doing the right thing.
I think I have the Midas touch in reverse.
Overdosed on other human beings.
My head feels like it’s in a different time zone than my body.
“Not now PoTot!”
Tuesday Truths.
Isn’t everybody pretty much always recovering from something?
Truthful Tuesday.
For some reason I am absolutely obsessed with Alaska. If it were realistic to move there right now, I would.
Trying to find the algorithm to make everyone leave me alone.
If you make it once, you can make it again.
BEST part of having a pup is the absolute party they throw for you when you get home.
Pretty sure I’m allergic to 90% of the food I put in my body. Doesn’t stop me but I’m definitely hurting right now.
All I ever did was look up to you and if all I ever did was let you down… there’s nothing stopping me now.
“I was always late, you never afraid, that we could be falling. All our friends...”
– Stars (My Favourite Book)
I’ve cancelled going out in favor of being lazy.
Armed with nothing but a dotted line and big green eyes.
Love without lust is like Star Wars without the Force. Not fucking worth it.
Charley + PoTot
Friday Confessional.
I ADORE funny people. I myself, am not very funny. I tend to lean on the serious side and anything funny that comes out of my mouth is totally unintentional. A sense of humor, people who are witty and funny, the ability to make me laugh is vital. I think that’s why I adore so many of you.
Git ‘er dun
I practically invented decline.
“It’s hard just to watch things slip away. It’s hard they say, just...”
– Milosh (It’s Over)
It’s the things you can’t see coming that are strong enough to kill you.
I’m awake and have to work which means I’m going to roll back over and sleep until the last possible second.
Today’s weather: cloudy and cool with a 99% chance of me saying, “Go fuck yourself.”
GO BACK TO SLEEP RILEY.
Run now and nap later, or nap now and run later? OR, nap now and nap later?
The worst feeling in the world is having no one you can talk to.
